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Boomer Boat 

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.
Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
Boomer Boat by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020
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Boomer Tech 

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
Boomer Tech by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Boomer Truth 

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.
"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
Boomer Truth by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023

Boomer Plague 

an other word for the Covid-19
"the Boomer Plague just killed an other one in the nursing home"
Boomer Plague by Hans Ost March 12, 2020

Boomer Remover 

Another name for the Corona/COVID-19 virus coined by Millennials and Generation Z-ers. The name references both the disdain that many young people have for Baby Boomers and the fact that older people are more susceptible to severe illness and death from Coronavirus.
- Hey, don't forget to wash your hands often and not touch your face."
- Oh, I'm not that scared of catching the Boomer Remover.

Boomer-Covidiot 

Someone born in the 50s who claims to know everything about COVID-19, but learns it all from very unreliable websites and chatrooms.
My elderly uncle, a huge fan of Alex Jones, keeps calling the Coronavirus "Kung Flue" and "Wuflu" and insists he knows it is a Chinese bio-weapon designed to kill us all: what a Boomer-Covidiot!!

Boomer Moment 

When a friend or boomer does a boomerish thing.
Person 1: Bro we are addicted to these phones and these vape are going th kill us.

Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.
Boomer Moment by gatorboycolt November 18, 2019