blowfare

blowjob given by a black woman without a job and on welfare.

going to the hood to get me a blowfare from my hoopty

by mickey james March 26, 2008

Blowtard

someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.

person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!

by audrilove April 18, 2009

Blowalicious

Pertaining to getting your junk sucked so good that when the chick finishes her deed, you exclaim, "That was Blowalicious Bitch!"

Can also be said to be Blowtastic.

How was your night?
Blowalicious!

by deluxe9479 February 26, 2009

Blownstalone

(blown-sta-lone) adv. To be very dazed after a marijuana smoke session.

Hey guys sorry i was late, I am very blownstalone at the moment.

by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

Blonard

(blow-nard); someone who acts like they are mentally challenged, or does stupid things.

"Good job pulling out in front of me when there were no cars behind me you damn BLONARD!!!!"

by izaya's mumma February 12, 2010

blownit

Mucous discharge. Green Goo. Brown Phelgm.

Man with deliberately teased puffy hair.

Oh Damit I've blownit all over me.

That dude is a piece of blownit. I just coughed up a huge chunk of blownit.

I's goin to da hair dresser to get me a blownit. He looks fly wid dat blownit.

by SHIPSEY January 12, 2010

blownwork

homework an individual attempts or completes, while he/she is smoking/high

A got an F on that take-home-quiz man" "Why" "It was blownwork

by thebaconatorwithoutcheese October 5, 2010