James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.

She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.

by spillthedamntea May 4, 2018

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Chill Blinton

When you get a blowie under the Oval office desk

"Did you hear about President Clinton getting a Chill Blinton in the White House?"

by Chillblintonlover69 January 29, 2021

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Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

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Mikayla Blanton

Mikayla is an awesome person. She loves to get drunk and flirt with men on tinder. She also has an arsenal of sex toys in which she uses 8 days out of the week.

Mikayla Blanton is awesome.

by Panchoslim August 5, 2021

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Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

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