Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 06, 2015
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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Blind Bombing

Of or referring to CoD: series. At the beginning of the match when everyone randomly chucks a nade in the air.
LOL I just blind bombed this n00b!
MAN! This gamer just blind bombed me.
DUDE!! I'm Blind Bombing hard!!!1
by n00bpwner8675309 April 07, 2011
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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 09, 2018
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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 13, 2018
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Blind PlayThrough

Blind playthrough” refers to people playing video games for the first time where they are “blind” to what happens in a game and react to the story as it unfolds.
xQc is playing this game without knowing anything about it, he's doing a "Blind PlayThrough"
by Jeepeetout May 09, 2022
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