where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
Get the Blind Slimemug. Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
Get the Adjusting the blindsmug. by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020
Get the App Blindmug. Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.
Carrie: dangggg what did he say?
Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize
Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one
Carrie: dangggg what did he say?
Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize
Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one
by spread that April 12, 2023
Get the Blunt blindmug. A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010
Get the Kettle-Blindmug. by DanaFX October 31, 2021
Get the Pork Blindsmug. When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
Get the Eating Blindsmug.