Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012