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Blesson

Blesson is a silly little Indian boy with great hands. His legs were made of concrete, but his feet were lead weights, and flat as could be. He giggles a lot and talks like Borat. Nothing could make him move fast unless he was flying in an airplane. The weight of his legs and feet would always tip the nose of the plane at a downward angle.
Blesson, if you partner with Carlos, you better move up to the kitchen faster, or he will cut your fingers.
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads
I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack
by anonymous September 20, 2020
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BlessedSeal

The youtuber who got popular on YouTube on September and who does r5reloaded for fun. Good seal and also very smart.
BlessedSeal is stupid, also ignore what BlessedSeal says
by Blessedseal December 19, 2021
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blessid

basically it's a way of saying "what is that" and it is said like {BLE(h)-SIDD}
blessid what's that about?!?!?!?
by omgn March 13, 2008
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Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.
1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012
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