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Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.
Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.
by MissHalfie March 5, 2011
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Girlfriend Bomb

When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.
I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.
by Courtney Milko May 11, 2008
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girlfriend pussy

When you fuck a girl for the first time and she has a beautiful vagina. That may also but doesn’t have to include a “wet n’ wild” experience.
“Hey last night I hooked up with Brooke, and she 100% has girlfriend pussy.”

“It definitely gave off water park vibes”
by Steven Christ Irwin September 6, 2020
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zipcode girlfriend

Girlfriend you have in a speical zipcode. Might chat with a little when back home but mainly just there for when you are in a certain zipcode.
Faraaz: Yea i just hung out a Maheens all weekend, but we have talked all week.

Bob: yea u goturself a zipcode girlfriend
by pseudonymchamp February 11, 2010
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bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
by Dane Tito March 9, 2015
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Ur girlfriend's a boy

Leo - "UR DAD LESBIAN"
Omar - "Ur girlfriend's a boy"
Leo - *dies*
by Eatongravy May 10, 2018
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