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bird bitch

Referring to a girl that is slutty, skanky, and messes with many guys at once.
"Look at that bird bitch, she was trying to get with my man on tha low."
by freshhaze July 14, 2006
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Bird Nerd

A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.

This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by

John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..

Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.

Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)

John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!

Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?

Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite

Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party

Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.

Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
by duckdog February 17, 2010
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Sober as a bird

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.
by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011
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Cheeseburger Bird

A bird that is a Lake Tahoe Native, you will never see the bird, but after staying up all night at the Casinos drinking and gambling you will hear it on your way back to the cabin. It sounds like CHEEESE-- BURGER!!!! Ask any local and they will all tell.
Tourist " Mr. Wilson, did you hear that bird this morning?'

Local "Well of couse I did Taco, That's the CheeseBurger Bird!"

Toursit "But I never see the damn bird Mr. Wilson"

Local "You never willl!!"
by PastaChingata June 25, 2010
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Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD
by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005
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turd bird

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.
"Get going, turd bird."
by pass the mic. April 16, 2004
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bird turd

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 June 5, 2005
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