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Queefy Blowback

The sudden gust of vaginal gasses experienced when Queefing.
"Oh my god, I was having the worst Queefy Blowback last night"

"Did you see that! That had to be the biggest Queefy Blowback I have ever seen!"
by Frenchy84 December 18, 2008
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Park and Blow

1. When your driving down the street and you pull over so the female in the vehicle can give you a blow job.

2. When your going to a football game or other event with marching band, and your running a little late.
1. Wow! Last night was the craziest park and blow I've ever had!

2. Band director: We're running a little late, so get your insterments ready. We have to park and blow.
by sexybandie July 30, 2006
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Blow-job bandit

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010
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The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.
4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.
by south park rules :D December 25, 2009
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blow off

To give the cold shoulder to someone considered a nuisance or want nothing to do with.
She's going to blow off John because she's not interested in him.
by dkxs December 7, 2009
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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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Blow-hard

A person that is known to rant and rave about things. Their opinions are usually ignorant and lack evidence. The term comes from the literal meaning of "blowing hard". If you blow hard enough people pretty much have to listen.
Famous blow-hards include Glenn Beck and Dr. Phil.
by FlamingGuts November 8, 2009
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