beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

Beef Washington

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history

Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington

by Your.local.dumbass November 14, 2021

Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.

I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.

by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021

Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).

"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"

by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Beef-a-rama

Possibly the most famous festival in the world, which occurs on the last weekend of September in Minocqua, Wisconsin. People parade beef throughout the streets then often put it between two pieces of white bread and eat it. Festivities run until midnight with several bands in the streets.

Beef-a-Rama is my favorite holiday of the year.

by Silver streak 1965 October 30, 2018

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018