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Bearism

Bearism Is the definition of a new religion created by Bear stans, who now worship and praise their lord and saviour Bear God. “Bearit🛐” as their main saying and blessing. “Hi Bear has been with you” is their praise song along with “you will perish”.

Bear god is a character from the show Mr. Buddy/Teddy, and is the last remaining survivor of the Bear God Clan.

There is a current ‘Bearism Bible’ in the making by an individual on the platform YouTube, and should be published publicly in a few weeks or so.

Bearism, was a small religion in the making, but increased drastically over hours on end. It’s believed to have just come out of thin air, as people are confused on where all of these new Bear god followers came from.

There is to be a lot of reasons why Bearism followers do as so. It is stated that Bear god is,

— Pro Choice
— Very unproblematic

— Respects men
— Has done ‘good things’ for us
— He hates being called LGBTQ+ rights and BLM
— and many more

Many people have converted into Bearism over the past 2 days, and the community grows bigger each day.

Bearism is a very serious religion, and should be taken seriously. Bearit🛐
John: I am now in the bearism clan
Mike: your gay
John: (kicks in the nuts)📸🤨
John: I hate LGBTQ+ callers
by mrrbeargod February 8, 2023
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