Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 4, 2016

bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017

baelings

A cute chick

Nikita is such a baelings

by Thicklikeoatmeal July 21, 2017

Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

bagelize

A toasted bagel.

Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?

Kevin: Yeah.

by Kendra123455 November 17, 2017

baazel

The most famous person. He is too hot to handle . 1000 of girls want to be his queen. A kind hearted person . He is one nd only.

Girl - Baazel I luv uhh
Baazel-go to hell.

by A4a9 May 2, 2018