Stevie baker

The biggest pedofile looking man in St Albans, hide your children because stevie is about and he might whip you with his pony tail

WARNING don’t go outside stevie baker is about.

by Joy baker January 11, 2020

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.

chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!

by totallynotkylie November 25, 2020

Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020