turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

banter

The best thing EVER...only a few ppl have the abitity to 'banterise'. To talk and chat in a bantabulous way!! (Also known as bantz to experienced banterisers.

For Example : Duncan has the best banter....man that guys on FIRE!!!!

by Miss Bantz June 10, 2005

Bater

Def 1: A beholder of the titty. A woman, chick, babe, or bittie.

Def 2: Baters - The titties themselves

Def 1: I need to snag some baters.

Def 2: I need to smack some baters around.

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

Banter

Berry Fanta

Arnold, pass us the banter would ya, shes thirsty like tumble weed in a piss pond

by igglepiggle151 April 29, 2011

Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)

grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Banter

The act of spiking a friends drink with substances that may cause banterous side affects for extended periods of time.

No way... That's soo banterous, what a legend who spiked his drink!!

by Tyrone799 June 20, 2011