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Brandon

And absolute dick and is very cocky
Oh you know brandon yeah that dick
by Yournan123x January 12, 2019
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yo brandon beat it
by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018
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He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt
by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017
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Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.
Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.
by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018
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An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017
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worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide
Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019
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