National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

April 18th: National April 11th redo day

If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"

by Beingst May 26, 2018

April 18

Push your friend into her crush

Her:omg he coming I’m glad it april 18
Friend:Pushes her into him/her

by Stann.szaa March 26, 2022

April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

April 26

April 26 aka Lego Porn Appreciation Day or Donovan Day is a day we’re a bunch of basement dwellers masterbate to lego porn for an entire 24 hours.

I can’t wait for April 26th 😄

by EpicGamesOfficial January 17, 2023

April 25

April 25 is National Quote Day. A day in wich you say one of your favorite quotes or you referance any quote from any TV show, anime series, or movie with or without context.

Person 1: Hey you know what today is?

Person 2: No...

Person 1: It's April 25

Person 2: "DAAAAAMMMMMMBBB"

by Iv officialy lost my marbles November 3, 2019

April 30

National kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend’s neck

Guy:dude do you know what today is?

Other guy:yea it’s april 30 kiss your gf/bf neck day

by Yupperdatsms April 29, 2019