kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.
EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”
by Chipped_Flower October 05, 2022
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Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
by The Ocean Boy February 11, 2012
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Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆
Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.
by humanlea July 16, 2020
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Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.
1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 10, 2017
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rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.
by Muzz444 March 23, 2014
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