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Alyssa Hy

by joey. (; January 1, 2012
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Alyssa Andrew

That strange girl who sits in the back, is unpredictable, talks with a sarcastic connotation and changes the subject to any random statement to distract from disturbing and confronting situations. Lives for animals.
"Alyssa Andrew?" no response.
"Alyssa!" peer gestures to Alyssa
"What?" Alyssa asks confused.
"I'm doing roll call".
by Lalalissy December 17, 2011
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alyssa casimiro

ur such an alyssa casimiro!1!!!!11!!!!!
by Not Sereh December 5, 2013
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Leana & Alyssa

Leana & Alyssa are some of the coolest people on earth. They do badass shit and don't give a fuck about anybody else. When you see a Leana & Alyssa you are instantly amazed. It's a fucking spectacle. If you aren't a Leana & Alyssa... you wish you were.
Leana & Alyssa lover #1: Damn, Leana & Alyssa do some badass shit.
Leana & Alyssa lover #99999999: I know, it's so cool how they don't give a fuck about anybody else
Leana & Alyssa lover #1: Seriously, I love watching them. It's spectacular.
Leana & Alyssa lover #99999999: I just wish I was them
by Leana&Alyssa Lover #4693675474 December 25, 2009
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the most retarted girl you will ever meet. She is a little weeny jr and likes to sniff vagina and eat feet. She is a very weird person and a gay furry. She usually has blonde hair so basically a dumb idiot.
Alyssa is ugliest girl I have ever laid eyes on
by Sxenpai November 10, 2019
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alyssa head

a nasty blow job given by a girl who gargles your jizz
I was giving this guy Alyssa Head last night and I started CHOKING!!
by connor dunce January 17, 2008
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alyssa figueroa

Alyssa Figueroa is the strongest most beautifully girl you will meet, and once you meet her you should never let her go and treat her with your love. She is a down ass g and the best friend ever. Every time you see her she brightens your day with her gorgeous smile.She is so perfect this definition of her will never end with all the flaws of her. If you are reading this Alyssa Figueroa always remember you are perfect the way you are and I will never forget you

~ Saul Figueroa I will always love you
Alyssa Figueroa I will always love you

Love Saul Figueroa
by Sf3_saulino October 31, 2017
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