fuck thing

a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit

by Boleskinehouse August 24, 2009

A Thing of the Past

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

biting things

Aligator shoes.

He got on them biting things

by philly cat December 16, 2003

Stupid thing

A ninja shirt

“Wow your stupid thing is amazing”
“No it isn’t my sister gave it to me and I hate it”

by Thetikistatus December 31, 2020

The man thing

the act of unscrunching your own ball sack after sitting down for an extended period of time

-Why is your hand in your pants?
-I'm doing the man thing.

by jacoby149 May 5, 2013

Fine thing

fine thing means sexy looking person for example thomas mc

Thomas mcnamara is a fine thing

by Thomas McNamara April 9, 2021

Zappy Thing

A Police issue Taser, commonly used in the UK.

The male had a bat and I used My Zappy Thing

by 801Godsall July 5, 2018