Karl

Karl missed out on various events
Karl is a mega nerd
he loves, DC, Marvel, etc
The school he goes to hates him
40 bruises, 10 scratches, 1 broken leg

Person 1: "Go, it's Karl!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Karl: "Hey guys like Marvel?"

by WalterLovesFood17 November 3, 2020

Karl Rodriguez

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the act of edging with hardcover roleplaying books, then hiding them in the cushions of furniture for others to find.

Man, he pulled a Karl Rodriguez on my Genesys Core book when I went to pick up the pizza. That's why his character ate that exhaust flume.

by Inorganic Stream November 4, 2020

Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.

I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.

by Dygatron January 25, 2012

acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.

Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."

by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012

Kool Karl

Butterscotch and Sweetness all mixed up into a delicious snowcone.

Karl and I went to the snowcone stand, and Klara made us a "Kool Karl''

by Koolkarllover11 August 3, 2011

Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Karl

Karl is a raccoon.

(BSD)

Poe: "Karl!"
Karl: !

by Randommmpers0n December 6, 2023