Deuce of Clubs

A pair of fists.

I'm gonna lay my deuce of clubs down on you.

by Osha October 15, 2008

Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 20, 2009

Coppin Deuces

tryna be buddy buddy wit a nigga who onna other side cause you scared of 💨

for example.. "look like dem niggas COPPIN DEUCES TO 43,"

don’t end up like them🤡🤡🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾..

by Jjkais December 02, 2022

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 07, 2010

Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc

Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce

by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 17, 2012

No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

by Moteq January 01, 2017

Air deuce

A fart or poot.

Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.

Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.

by harlie roque September 07, 2021