Dick

What I put in your Mum's holes last night.

No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)

by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020

dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.

Richard's nickname is Dick.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019

Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder

Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod

by anonymous February 7, 2018

Dick

Somthing that falls off if your not careful

Hi mom my dick

Hello my dick and is on fire

by Eddfedfed October 24, 2019

Dick

Someone who is toxic & makes fucked up jokes (& sadly we all know many people who are the definition of dicks)

Omfg, Sam is such a dick!🤦 ♀️

by Aneera :) March 7, 2018

Dick

You can't just go throwing the d word around u FULL FACE DICK
It means a boys hoohaa

Look at that dick

by Avee4 April 15, 2021