Carson

a big sex(y)
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Carson is perfect. He is sweet, handsome, funny, caring, and goofy. He can be a pain in the ass sometimes but he is worth it. He will always put a smile on your face. He will steal you heart and make you the happiest person ever.
by Laynii April 15, 2020
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Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
"is that carson jacking his joystick on the deck??"
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conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.
"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!
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The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.
Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.
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That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
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Carson is short like midjet short he’s really shy and can some what be funny at times BUT one thing bad abt Carson is that he trys to fit in and be like everyone else instead of being himself he’s not very open but if u have a Carson he’s probably a femboy too
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