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"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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Garv: Pride and Honour

Garv: Pride and Honour is the best movie of Salman Khan’s career
by Gayrukhpur February 24, 2024
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Pride Drilling

Pride Drilling is when two men engage in anal sex, specifically during the month of June.
Dude, it's June! You down for some Pride Drilling??
by Desertdude48 July 25, 2022
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Pride

Do I remember when it was a sin?
Hym "I remember that one of the Pope Johns made an arbitration on what constitutes sin. That's how we got the seven deadly sins. Pride, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Greed. Which one was it? I think it was Pope The 13th? The 7th? It's been a while since I read it. And I think he did it in the 1600? 1700? But the fact that it was a man made arbitration renders it irrelevant. I AM THE GREATEST!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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Heteroflexible Pride Day

Heteroflexible Pride Day + Def
September 3rd
: Individual who is mostly straight, but rarely sexually attracted to the same sex

Identify as Female? - I'm only gay for her, so I'm heteroflexible.

Or for those who identify as male:

- I'm straight, but leave me In the room with Ryan Reynolds and we're smashing.
by Silverbums🤍 June 6, 2022
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Pride month

Pride month is a bunch of fruits running around in the streets waving flags with colors on them they have a lot of different kinds of people there is the people who like children the people who over sexualize everyone and everything the people that are just there to support the ones there because they choose to support themselves and a bunch of other things that are just the same damn thing
Normal Gay dude: hey its pride month
Child predator: oh cool ill be there
Person who thinks they are an animal: im gonna piss in the street i front of minors
The kid who's mom made him go: is that crown covered in aids positive blood
by Man of many names June 7, 2022
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Pride Cakes

When two homosexual men scissor butthole to butthole.
I walked in on my friend Michael giving Dave the best Pride Cakes of his life.
by Axel-Rod June 8, 2022
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