mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.

"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"

by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

your a mess

Your ugly

Kelsea,your a mess!😂

by Sally123❤️ May 4, 2018