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jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.
did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?
by Janker89 September 2, 2016
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Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."
"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."
by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016
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belly jean

it's when you pull out whatever is stuck in your belly button, most likely the excess cotton of one's boxer briefs. some like to call it the lint. Sometimes this 'lint' will naturally have some of your belly button hairs woven in the mesh.
Yeah, I've been wearing these boxers for 3 days straight now.....hey look, wait.....ahhh, there it is. Damn kid, look at the size of that belly jean
by qcat79 July 7, 2008
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Jean-Rafael

The sweetest guy on earth, Jean-Rafael is very trustworthy. He will always be here to encourage and support you, whatever you're going through. Always happy and climbing everywhere, it is always a pleasure to learn knew things with him. He will suddenly start philosophical conversations when you least expect it, and has awesome drawing skills. He's very cheerful, caring, and loves to play table tennis with a tennis ball.
Oh my gosh, I so needed a Jean-rafael yesterday! Thank god I was able to speak with him yesterday.
by AwesomeHannibal101 January 18, 2019
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bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl
by Kirk ass June 5, 2017
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Emily-Jean

Emily-Jean also goes as Emily. She is a total bitch. Never get into a relationship with her, you WILL regret it. She will cheat and when she is done with you, she’ll drop you like a hot potato! Then she will try and get you back. Trust me, just STAY AWAY FROM ANY EMILY-JEANS! Mmm k...
Person A- Did you see Emily-Jean today?
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!
by ThatRandomRavenclaw2007 June 15, 2019
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Jean-Baptiste

Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!
Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!
by ong💀 October 19, 2022
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