West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018

Sun Burner

The sexual act of mixing semen and aloe vera and rubbing it on your partners burns then slapping the burn afterwards.

My partner had to do a sun burner on me because I stayed outside to long

by Wolfpup666 April 17, 2025

burner card

Fuck you card. Side money

We can buy that on my burner card

by anonymous October 2, 2022

burritto burner

is a filthy wetback mexican always seen with a bull riding jacket and pointy cowboy boots

i was at the home depot the other day and seen a lot of burritto burners asking for work

by fiddly man December 30, 2011

Phoenix Burner

A dude who fucks a random slut(s) every night.

Dude 1: You here Jeff hooked up with 3 girls last night?

Dude 2: That kid is such a Phoenix Burner.

by Mc_Sizlet March 12, 2011

Ricker burner

When you wake up at 3am and your asshole tries evicting itself because you thought you was rocky the night before eating volcanos juice from boss man’s curry gaff.

“Been on the toilet for months. That lamb Bhuna last night burnt my ass it’s a fuckin ricker burner”

by SHREDZ December 26, 2022