Zoe 

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese

'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'

Zoe by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023

ZOE 

A term for a boy or girl who originated from Haiti.

wassup fam! yooo was going on zoe

Zoe boy!
Big Zoe

Zoe boy from another island

ZOE by trappazoek December 26, 2023

Zoe 

1) Haitian kreyol word for bone; 2) Strong Haitian bones; 3) Haitian big dick; 4) bad to the bone; 5) Haiti is in my D.N.A.; 6) Love for your Haitian people, the country of Haiti and the Haitian culture. - {plural: Zoes}

1) All Zoes are Haitian, but not every Haitian a Zoe; 2) With them Wicks like that, he has to be a Zoe.

Zoe by Zoette August 31, 2024

Zoe 

A girl who is always the tallest out of every one from a friend group, caring, loving, has strict parents, but still loves hanging out with people, always kind, might seem quite and royal at first, but after u befriend them. Ur gonna have another baby girl always beside u

Person 1: Can we go shopping?
Zoe: BET.

Zoe by anonymous September 10, 2024

Zoe 

A person that makes you go: "God damn, she is sweet and funny."

Also great at basketball, unless she misses the season due to injuries.

Wow, what a catch, she's an absolute Zoe

Zoe by astro_anton November 6, 2024

Zoe 

Zoe is the hottest woman on the planet, She makes an amazing girlfriend or friend she’s the sweetest. She also has the best taste in music and the best taste in movies. She has beautiful tits and a gorgeous face. Everything about her is gorgeous. She’s great at sex and all around super fun to be with. size does not matter. It doesn’t matter if it’s big or small She just cares about the person not their package, but also packages are important but mainly the person. She’s great at cooking and she loves animals. She’s genuinely one of the nicest, funniest and prettiest people you will ever meet. Only thing that kinda sucks is that she won’t have sex before marriage but everything else is great.

Zoe has nice boobs and she’s pretty and sweet

Zoe by Jerry the great gomez November 30, 2024

Zoe 

The rudest most boring girl anyone has every met, she won’t crack a smile, she won’t laugh, if you tell her something funny she’ll give you a weird look and judge you, the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend which in fact no one cares about.

Me: Hey Zoe wanna hear a joke?
Zoe: ……

Zoe by Beautiful poison tree. March 5, 2024