yogurt shot

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.

"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."

by spelchek December 12, 2013

yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"

by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

Yogurt Bath

To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)

Lucas gave me a yogurt bath last night after dinner for our anniversary.

by sbomb101 December 31, 2014

Yogurt Shot

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.

Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .

by Library kid August 15, 2018

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024