your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010

Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.

Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!

by D-A. January 30, 2012

your mom

a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)

who do you like?

YOUR MOM!!!

by dkjghkfhgfgjkljgdjgdfkjgkfgjkj August 16, 2010

your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011

Your Mom Was GREAT

She made me a poutine.

"Your mom was great."

"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"

by Occifer April 21, 2008

dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

by squirrel March 18, 2005