whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

by Andy Sword February 21, 2011

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whoopi

A hipster that wears a yellow American Apparel hoodie, carries a DSLR, and skips/hops/dances to songs by JUSTICE and THE BLACK KIDS.

The Whoopi often makes the noise "weeewhooo!!" when excited!

1. I saw <whoopi> at lunch today he was singing "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" and skipping around.

by v-dogggg May 17, 2008

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Wooing Stick

a dick that has the power to mesmerize a woman.

Once she got a look at my wooing stick it was all she could do to contain herself.

by Therealsquirrel October 10, 2008

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dirty wookie

The sexual act of licking a hairy butthole, that has not been cleaned.

That girl was so hot I didn't mind giving her a dirty wookie.

by TheMyth27 July 10, 2017

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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

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