Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.

Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....

by Trollstoy May 21, 2013

going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017

Bruin Woods

Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻

Hey what are you doing this summer?
I’m going to Bruin Woods only the best place on earth!

by Lol2376912 July 1, 2021

Roll A Wood

When you roll a blunt with backwoods

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir

by Cliff05 July 20, 2021

Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015