wisconsin gripper

When a gay man lets one use his butthole, and grabs one's balls with his hand as they do so.

My hookup from Tinder last night gave me a Wisconsin gripper... I don't think I've ever done that before!

by shrimpheaven87 June 13, 2023

Wisconsin

It doesn't exist

person 1: yo do you wanna go to Wisconsin with me
person 2: what's Wisconsin

by pussy_ fairy June 23, 2020

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 2, 2023

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

wisconsin transplant

The act of sexual intercourse with a cheese curd, and the subsequent placement of that cheese curd in a close friend's Thanksgiving dinner.

1. "Hey honey, don't you wanna have sex? We always have sex after a big meal."
"Oh, sorry darling, I just had a long, stressful day of Wisconsin transplants."

2. "Dude! Why did you buy Swiss cheese!? Nobody has swiss cheese on Thanksgiving! What we need are some of those Wisconsin transplants!"

3. "Hey bra, if I didn't know any better I'd say this turkey is stuffed with Wisconsin transplants."

by Wildcard t October 23, 2009

Wisconsin blackout

A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.

Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?

Person B: A Wisconsin what?

Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022