Winter pussy

All bundled up and doesn’t leave the house.

Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.

by NaterTC November 14, 2020

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Winter

Winter is a BADDIEEEE!!!!! She has red long hair and freckles. Every body likes her and she is friends with everyone. She is so slayful, and the best person in the world she literally has no flaws, and if you are ever friends with her know it’s something special,and irreplaceable!

Winter is my best friend

by Winters bestie April 9, 2025

Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.

Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.

by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022

Winter

The most prettiest person you will ever meet <33

Winter Is The Most Prettiest Boy In The US :D

by Hdshgeh we dhshhdhehwhs March 26, 2022

Winter

1. the somewhat shitty yearly ritual that humanity partakes in that occurs from the winter solstice and the spring equinox. Many religions celebrate holidays in this time and make scantily caricatures out of god's dandruff and sometimes even lewd depiction of minors (unless if it occurs in fucking florida or other tropical/sub tropical areas)
2. nutmeg as used in a drug sense (can be made into seasoning)

1. Californians complaining abt winter can go to ap bio (hell)
2. "hey on your way over could u grab 2 tsp of winter, im finna get high and I can't risk another close call with the po po"

by John.notapedophile March 19, 2020