Windows

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

by kyle December 2, 2004

winosaur

2. Winosaur: two sophisticated young ladies who enjoy the occasional (every night hah) alcoholic beverage deprived from grapes; always out of a bottle (never a box). who one aspires to be.

"Damn, those pretty little ladies can drink, winosaurs for sure."

by luenzetti April 26, 2010

Windows 7

The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.

Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?

New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?

by windowsftw December 2, 2009

Windows 7

Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!

User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*

Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?

User: *chucks computer out of the window*

by elephanzee January 17, 2010

Windows

Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.

1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.

And finally...

7) DOS sucks.

And that's my two cents on Windows.

N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
N00b: Uh...um...DOS?
Guy: Die, bitch.

*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

windowsaurus

An endagered subspieces of human kind who still use Windows as their choice of operating system.

- Did you see John, he should've gotten Linux or Mac years ago.
- What a windowsaurus.

by seebbix April 6, 2010

Windows

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

by huggybear4sh August 3, 2007