wide spread panic

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Wierd

People say something is wierd when they really think it is cool and they are jealous.

"Sally's boyfriend is SO wierd"
"Ur juss jealous LOL idiot"

by TheDeutschShow December 28, 2009

Wideo

Hybrid of the words video and widow; a person (usually a woman) whose spouse or significant other spends most of their time playing video games, so much so that the person feels like a widow. Wideo can be used alone or in conjunction with the game or gaming system being used (or in this case abused).

"Toni is a Worlds of Warcraft Wideo--her husband spends more time on the computer than on her!"

"All the Wii Wideos in my family threatened to take our Nunchucks and beat us with them if we didn't stop playing so much!"

by Eric T. James January 9, 2009

auf wiedersehen

pretty much the word nobody can spell unless u look at it and study it about 3487487483 times.....

auf wiedersehen my lil boi! auf wiedersehen to you!

by doodoodaequann January 25, 2019

Wideways

When 2 people are sleeping next to each other on their backs, shoulder to shoulder, as opposed to spooning

Me and KC fit on a twin air mattress and there was no spooning involved .. We were wideways!

by Pooja232 May 22, 2008

Wierback

The stone-cold sexy man hunk; party animal you see at social gatherings. The one that tends to rock the party and make the nights memorable.

Let's all be wierback's tonight. Let's wreck some shit.

by ChasingDogma December 6, 2010