wholezon

The name given to the (almost) monopoly created by Whole Foods being bought by Amazon.

Rich was pissed and not surprised when a customer told him that his boss was no longer Whole Foods, but up the street at Amazon. He almost spit out his Kombucha as his mind raced with thoughts about what was now Wholezon.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

Wholesome Freak

A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.

I'm a wholesome freak. Innocent little girl by day, slut hoe for my man at night.

by Naeeb August 13, 2017

Wholesome cuckolding

Getting sexually aroused by another man doing something wholesome and proper for your wife, while you watch.

Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.

"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."

by assshorts June 4, 2018

wholehoe

Brandon Ray Reynolds.

You know BRay? Yea girl, he's a wholehoe!

by Chipp¥ June 13, 2018

Whoo Girl Tourism

That moment when a gaggle of straight women, usually bachelorettes, descend on a gay bar and create an unfortunate spectacle of themselves.

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by Dupont Shaw NoMa July 31, 2018

Wholesome thot

A woman with morals & values that has thot like tendencies. Usually found at bible study, college graduations, or feminist rallies.

I went to the Slut walk to find a wholesome thot and left with my wife

by Big Lief August 10, 2018

wholesad

Wholesomeness that is also sad, such as school teachers gifting a coworker with cancer their sick days or a friend's rent being crowdfunded.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Pharma CEO is going to jail for defrauding his investors!
Person 2: Not indirectly but knowingly killing children by making their medication unaffordable?

Person 1: Nah, that's not illegal, just grossly immoral and borderline mass murder.
Person 2: That's not really wholesome.
Person 1: More wholesad, really.

by Kation August 18, 2018