winkleburn

that feeling when you go to get water and you had the urge to take a piss

it was late at night when i got a winkleburn and now im sad

by among us sussy happy meal March 19, 2022

Wrinkle Sprinkler

When 2 grandmas are scissoring each other and squirting all over the place

I went into my grandma’s room and she was performing a wrinkle sprinkler with my other grandma.

by KG2792 March 21, 2022

Wrinklekink

Noun
A young person who gets it up for the elderly

“She’s not in it for the money she’s actually just a wrinklekink”

by Pipipupu March 27, 2022

Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**

“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”

by Moosty! March 27, 2022

WrinkleBush

Old men or women who never shave down there.

Your grandparents are a Wrinklebush

by Reyxlz May 9, 2022

Wrinkle-chan

The nickname given to a girlfriend that is much older than you. Wrinkle as in old but still cute.

"My wrinkle-chan might be much much older than me, but she is so much more mature and knows what she wants in life."

"Are you visiting your wrinkle-chan again?
-yes, we're planning on reading poems under the moonlight."

by Atlum July 5, 2022

Winklepicker

it's a shoe

why are you still here
its just a winklepicker

by Broogli August 11, 2022