shiz a crappin weiner

1.when something soooo ourtageously dumb happens that you happen to blurt those words out....

2.when you have no other words to say to describe a situation.....
3.when an ugly skank walks by and gives you a dirty look

1. Ron Ron And Chip Were Walking Down The Street Dressed As 80 Year Old Street Walkers
2."He For Got What We Were Talking About"- Ron Ron

" Hizzzz A Crappin Weiner"- Chip
3. *Ugly Skank Walks By And Gives Dirty Look*

" Shiz A Crappin Weiner If She Thinks Were Not Going To

Say Anything To Her!! "- Ron Ron And Chip

by Ron Ron And Chip September 3, 2009

Weiner Step Brothers

Two men who become step brothers after having anal sex with the same girl.

Bro we both explored the chocolate dungeon we're Weiner Step Brothers now!

by Luke2122 January 20, 2017

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012

Show Me Your Weiner!

When someone says they are going to do something or did something but you don't believe them.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Girl: Did you eat cupcakes?
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!

Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!

by Unicorn<3r October 26, 2011

Wolf river Weiner wash

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.

I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

by poodlesandglitter69 July 13, 2018

whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...

I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

by doubletime69 June 1, 2010

weiner sweat pussy pounder

weiner sweat pussy pounder or ,pussy pounder, for short, is the greatest achievement a man can obtain and basically means he is a total badass

" Dude, Chuck Norris is such a weiner sweat pussy pounder."

by Guitarman93 October 26, 2009