wedding

it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though

A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.

by temple girl April 25, 2025

Wedding

reverse mitosis

wedding👍

by professional_anus_tickler April 28, 2025

Wedging

Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.

"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."

by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025

Wading It

Having a raging boner in class and dry humping the table

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM WADING IT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

by Alucinitro November 7, 2025

Wedding Wake

A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.

I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.

by Seshanie November 10, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...

Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

by tony ripper July 21, 2009