A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.
by DanLox May 21, 2021
Get the Peaky Wanker mug.Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021
Get the Dog Wankerer mug.Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"
Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
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Get the twatted wanker mug.An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.
by Butt Man April 15, 2015
Get the right wanker mug.Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
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