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Ducking Wreck

- Avoiding An Altercation or Fight. - Feeling That You Feel You Would Lose Or Not Come Out On The Good End.
In Baddies Africa Dolly Was Scared To Fight Ivori & Pretended To Have A Hurt Arm Because She Knew Ivori Was Going To Whoop Her Ass For Punching Her At The Club The Night Before (While Ivori Was Drunk & Not Fully Functioning To Fight Back & Defend Herself) For A Fugazi Reason. At Baddie Ninjitsu The Next Day Kold Killa Yelled Out “I Hope The Camera’s Got Dolly Ducking Wreck In This Bitch” Because Everybody Knew Dolly Was About To Get That Ass Whooped & Thats Why She Was Scared! LMAO!!!
by kashmunnii October 21, 2025
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Shit Wreck

A turd that sticks to the toilet bowl and won’t flush.
Bob left a shit wreck in my toilet
by Dogegoldenfl November 28, 2025
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Straponasaurus Wrecks

Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023
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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025
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Ship-wrecking

Using logical and/or lore accurate arguments to ruin the hypothetical romantic relationships that fans of a series create.
1: They are siblings, what f-ed up romances do you enjoy in life? Do I need to call a therapist for you?
2: Stop ship-wrecking TanjUko for me! They're so cute and love each other so much; it's normal and natural they'd go farther!
by Studely May 21, 2025
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Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.
This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...
by Binky D April 10, 2024
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