German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".

Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.

by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016

vacation bored

When you love your amazing vacation but miss your friends

Hi girls! My vacation is amazong! But texting you because I’m vacation bored ha ha!

by kristenlovested May 26, 2023

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

vacation dick

Very large dick that girls love on vacation

"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022