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vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.
by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016
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vacation face

The ear to ear smile one has at work in the days leading up to vacation
"Even though I have a lot to do to work my way out the door for vacation, I have a serious case of vacation face."

"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"
by kwatters14 June 8, 2017
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Vacation

an extended period of recreation, especially one spent away from home or in traveling.
the action of leaving something one previously occupied.
something that does not exist in the Gregory Sills Dictionary.
by gskills July 20, 2017
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vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.
by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.
by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016
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vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.
That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...
by MissM June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile
It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick
by Meatbizal June 16, 2016
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