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Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012
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Infra-green vision

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.
I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.
by A_D•420• February 8, 2015
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Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision
by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015
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Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller January 12, 2016
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Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.
I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.
by Arma guy May 18, 2016
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Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016
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Etch-a-sketch vision

Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.
When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...
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