Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.

He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes

by FUPM May 3, 2018

viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

viking

a viking is a person that thinks hygiene is optional(not directed against Scandinavia).

that viking smeels like ass

by Psychomaniac66 November 5, 2018

Vikings

Stupid ugly idiots.

Here we are at our...aaaa...ugliest and dumbest exhibit...THE VIKINGS...as you can already tell they are uglier and dumber than Cavemen.

by Sparta Forever 300 January 25, 2019

Viking

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his name is viking

by one two three four, how many May 20, 2019

Viking

verb

1. to wreak destruction upon something, especially with an axe

My friend sat in the anti-manspreading chair and it hurt his balls.
Why would you do that?! Just viking that shit and walk away.

by CallMeNinj July 26, 2019