Vampire Jizz

Sparkles!

Bella "You should of seen edward last night..he vampire jizz so hard rainbows came out"

by TGSwag September 16, 2010

Vamp

Verb: the act of leaving an area or scene, often due to not wanting to be there any longer, but not in all cases. Initially drawn from an interpretation (or possible misinterpretation) of a line from the 3 6 Mafia song, "Slob On My Knob"
Other forms of the word: vamped, vamping

I was bored at the party, so i vamped and went back to my house.

by rhet90 September 8, 2009

Vampire

You know what they are. Drinkers of blood. Human blood. Not animal blood, and then say your 'vegetarian'. Nope, real vampires are allergic to sunlight, and if they do come into contact with it, they do not sparkle...ever. Thus, Edward Cullen is not a vampire, if anything hes the pussy vampire who gets beaten up by all the other vampires for being different.

1: Dude I read this book about vampires..

2:Don't say it. Twilight is not a book about vampires.

1: Nevermind then..

by ALPHABET SOOP May 26, 2009

Dark Vamp Writer

A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.

Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants

by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007

pussy vampire

A male who hunts pussies at nights in order to survive.

i gotta get me some cunts tonite b'cuz i feel like a pussy vampire

by P.V.C. September 6, 2009

Vampire

NOT EDWARD...more like Dracula, Louie, or Lestat.
They don't sparkle, and the usually dont fall in love with ugly homey looking teenagers.

They are protayed in movies to drink blood, kill, nocturnal creatures, and very old.

REAL EXAMPLE FROM MY SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS:dumb blonde "Dracula,vampire? Oh you mean like twilight"

meh "you dumb cunt, Dracula could destroy bella edward and those dumb werewolves with his pinky in less time then you could say 'twilight sucks', but if you're really that deprived of the world or a brain then yes like twilight."

by Lilith Rose June 23, 2009

Vampire

A blood-sucking mythical creature who is NOT a sparkling douchebag in a fucking tree. Vampires are way more badass than that and shouldn't appeal to prepubescent girls who think they're so scene for liking it.

Aww man, that Twilight shit. That's not a vampire. That's what we call a homosexual.

by KKNWNDRLND February 20, 2010