KKNWNDRLND's definitions

Vampire

A blood-sucking mythical creature who is NOT a sparkling douchebag in a fucking tree. Vampires are way more badass than that and shouldn't appeal to prepubescent girls who think they're so scene for liking it.

Aww man, that Twilight shit. That's not a vampire. That's what we call a homosexual.

by KKNWNDRLND February 20, 2010