vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

by advs89 October 5, 2011

vocation navigator

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015

Vocational Cattle

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.

Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.

by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009

vacationship

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."

by candy stripes May 19, 2012

vacationship

Term for a holiday romance that lasts only as long as the vacation itself. Not simply a holiday hookup, the two parties involved generally show signs of genuine, sustained affection toward one another, eg spending a lot of time together and neglecting their other friends.

John: ''Whats up with Pete?''
Steve: ''He's just ended his vacationship with Steph''

by magic_8ball January 11, 2008

Chemical Vocation

Chemical Vocation is an awsome hardcore/emo/screamo band from Uddevalla, Sweden.
So far they have released one EP, and a CD is on the way.
Chemical Vocation is truly amazing, and they're going to play on Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1st of Juli.

Chemical Vocation is awsome, you should listen to them too.
Or even better, visit Pier Pressure, with some pretty good bands.

by Bloody.Obsession May 11, 2007