Skip to main content

Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
by gdollar January 3, 2004
mugGet the Hitting one to the upper deck mug.

fixer-upper

A guy or a girl that needs so much work that they are not worth it.
Justin is so cute but he's too much of a fixer-upper. I'd go broke fixing him up
by lacessout October 1, 2010
mugGet the fixer-upper mug.

One upper

A person who hates to be out done. So out of jealousy or hate, whether made up or true has a one upping comment or action to try to make them selves look better.
Example: 1 one upper

Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.

Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.

Example:2

Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.

Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.

Example :3

Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.

Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.

Example:4

Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.

Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
by Tre81 November 5, 2017
mugGet the One upper mug.

bully beater upper

by Dbrey August 4, 2014
mugGet the bully beater upper mug.

The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.
"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."
by Jason Spires April 19, 2004
mugGet the The upper deck mug.

sneaker-upper

The person, the object of a joke or crticism, who happens to overhear or watch while she's being made fun of or criticised by someone who is unaware of this person's, the object's, presence.

A term attributed to Jim Downy of SNL by Tina Fey in her book Bossypants.
The boss was a sneaker-upper standing behind Shiftless while the latter was doing an impression of the former telling everyone to "save money by transcribing invoices instead of wasting money on photocopies."
by harmess drudge June 5, 2011
mugGet the sneaker-upper mug.

The Upper West Side Soweto

"What genre of music do you listen to?"

"The Upper West Side Soweto, it's great."
by sierpinski grunge August 2, 2014
mugGet the The Upper West Side Soweto mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email