When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
Get the Uncle Stevenmug. The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 8, 2011
Get the Uncle Swagmug. A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.
Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
Or
Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
Or
Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017
Get the uncle keithmug. Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.
Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.
Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.
by RamboLurch December 18, 2009
Get the Uncle Jackmug. - Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit
- Uncle Watchamamacallit
by Alex Panzer August 30, 2005
Get the Uncle Watchamamacallitmug. by sallem October 26, 2006
Get the Uncle Lorimug. uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
by zuesbeans October 24, 2006
Get the uncle beanermug.