Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

uncle keith

A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.

Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.

Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.

Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.

Or

Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.

Omg you're such an uncle keith.

by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017

Uncle Jack

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.

Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!

by RamboLurch December 18, 2009

Uncle Lori

noun- Woman who resembles a man, preferably a family member and lesbian.

Egojab's mom is a total Uncle Lori.

**Term best used at family events in casual conversation.

by sallem October 26, 2006

Uncle Watchamamacallit

Someone that is not really anyone.

- Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit

by Alex Panzer August 30, 2005

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006